Weird is Good...


ih5rfs:

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

Eggitude to have

Don’t you mean…. an eggs-ellent eggitude? lol


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unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

Via Tea Time





"My work is…preoccupying."

Love this show!


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I can't win, I can't reign
I will never win this game
Without you

(Source: nikascott)


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jasperx0ctavia:

It’s not easy being in charge, is it?

(Source: jasper-goggles-jordan)


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Waves

frenchbreadrecovery:

weirdgirlproductions:

frenchbreadrecovery:

weirdgirlproductions:

frenchbreadrecovery Hello! :) did you get my message?

I got your one from yesterday and replied!

Lol ok! I’m on tumblr mobile but nothing is showing! I’ll check tumblr on my computer when I get home! :) How have you been?

I’m alright how’re you :)?

I’m good! Hubby and I took our kids to this place called Pump It Up. It’s an inflatable playset arena! So much fun!

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Waves

frenchbreadrecovery:

weirdgirlproductions:

frenchbreadrecovery Hello! :) did you get my message?

I got your one from yesterday and replied!

Lol ok! I’m on tumblr mobile but nothing is showing! I’ll check tumblr on my computer when I get home! :) How have you been?

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Waves

frenchbreadrecovery Hello! :) did you get my message?



vivala-bee:

All us mummas will agree!


Stay At Home Mom Problems

caseycwt:

Cabin fever. Get me out of here.

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follow the person i reblogged this from

jakelong95:

crunchier:

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

wtf i gained over 80 thank u crunchier this is dope 

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